Get dressed to work out. Tie my shoes. Stretch. Head downstairs to the gym.
Stare at the treadmill.
Run back upstairs to check email. Get a drink. Use the bathroom. Check email one more time just in case. Head back downstairs.
Stare at the treadmill some more.
Run back upstairs to check facebook. Check if there's any blog updates. Pet the cat. Put on a load of laundry. Stretch one more time.
Stare at the treadmill with pure hatred and depise. Make "uhhhh" noise.
Turn on the TV and go to OnDemand exercise TV and instead of hating the treadmill, hate Jillian Michaels and her demands to "pump it out" and accusations that it's my own fault for turning on her Last Chance workout and I better "feel the burn" or else she is literally "going to jump through the tv and kick me in the butt herself!"
But it's totally more fun than that stupid treadmill!* And really the point of this post is to share about exercise TV! It's something different every day and you can choose what body part you want to work out and they range from 10-45 mins approx depending on how long you have.
"I want YOU to be healthier Jamie!" "So stop blogging and do a sit up for crap's sake you lazy schlub!"

1 comments:
haha, laughing out loud. love it!
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